Hi y’all! So, I’m back with another story, and this time I’m going to be tell you all about my most embarrassing break-up. Yep, I had one of those, and the reason that it’s embarrassing is because I’m a dork. So let’s get into this story.
I was fifteen, this was my first teenage boyfriend, and I was in love. Teenage love of course, but love non the less. Anyways, so we’ve been dating for about 3 months or so, and we have one class together. Now, when I was in high school, they issued us laptops, but they blocked facebook and twitter, social media. But we had g-mail. And on g-mail, there is a chat section. You can put statuses, and different things like that. Well, at this time, g-mail had just joined with another company, that made it where when you posted a status, it kept it for a while, or until you deleted. So I was in my second period, and I wasn’t on my computer, I can’t remember exactly why, so I’m just going about my day. I went to my third period, and I can remember everyone in the hallways were giving me weird looks, but I just let it be. So I get to class, and I notice that this guy isn’t sitting near me like he usually does. Now, I’m not the type of girl who’s going to make a big deal about it. So I sit down, still clueless.
I’m sitting at my desk, and I doing something I needed to for this class, and this girl sits down next to me and ask “have you been on g-mail?” and I was like “no, I couldn’t get on last period.” and she was like, “get on, so and so posted something.” At this point, I’m like okay whatever. So I get on, and I’ll be damned if he didn’t literally break up with me over status. Now, he never actually told me, he never even ever actually said the words. (I’m so not bitter anymore.) I wish I could remember exactly what these statuses said but they were so over the top, and dramatic.
Most of these status were like “I can’t be with her anymore” “I’m just not happy” and then because what the actually fuck, my friends started calling him out on his shit, and his statuses turned to “Stop asking why me and Megan broke up” and they got worse, honestly. (Those aren’t direct quotes but close enough).
Now, I’m sitting in this classroom, he’s no more the 20 ft away, and I’m heartbroken, and dying. Lucky, this teacher was the kind of teacher that left the bathroom pass at the front and if you needed to go, you just go, within reason. So i sit there for about five minutes, but I can feel everyone staring at me, and of course I’m trying to hide how hurt I am. By the way, I did an awful job. After a few minutes (literally maybe five minutes) , I can’t stand it anymore. So I get up, and all the sudden every eye was on me, and I was done. So I sprint to get the pass, and of course, in this moment, the door gets stuck.
It was one of those doors that has the long push bar, why I have no idea, but it did. The door get stuck, and of course I run into it. My glasses fall off, I’m crying so hard because not only am I heartbroken, but also because I’ve now made it obvious to the rest of the class that I’m really hurt. So I run to the bathroom, and I cry my eyes out.
Oh, and I broke my glasses. Yep, my glasses, literally broke. That’s my life for you.
And there you have it, I know it isn’t a long story, but that’s the story of my most embarrassing break-up. Oh and he got a lot of heat after that, because who the fuck breaks-up with someone like that? Him.
If you’ve ever been threw a bad break-up or and embarrassing one, leave a comment down below, I’d love to hear it!
Love, Megan Anne
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